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Post by JashimChando on Mon 10 Jan 2011 - 19:37

Comical quotes can be one of the best ways to have entertaining and smile. When you're tired of something, when you have troubles or just looking for entertaining, these funny quotes bring a big smile on your expression every time when you read them. Because life without smile is like a chocolate without cocoa.
Furthermore, the funny quotes and sayings can be a very good and the cheapest answer to get rid of the anxiety and worries. There are so many kind of funny quotes, for any subject on world, from famous people or from unknown persons. Full of comedy, all these funny quotes can teach you to enjoy life and smile every day.
If you want to see some of funny jokes here is below:
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.

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Re: Funny quotes and sayings funny

Post by Ryanairflyer on Tue 11 Jan 2011 - 14:38

Just a few from the aviation world-

"I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous"

"It's always better to be down on the ground wishing you were up in the air ....than up in the air wishing you were down on the ground".

"Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal the number of take-offs you've made".

"I know there's a lot of money in aviation because I put it there" (This is not a quote from a Ryanair €6 each way passenger unless they purchased inflight food)


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